your typical wednesday...

your typical wednesday...
Hi. I'm Susanna, I'm 19, and I like things like Renaissance music, old sitcoms, and yoga. (If anyone's curious, my background is Maurice Prendergast's "Fantasy.")
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officialunitedstates:

are you from heaven because tennessee

oracleanne:

twirlyeleven:

lotrlockedwhovian:

mcmandie:

lokisfairmaiden:

myasgardianprince:

whispers-between-worlds:

daleksanddetectives:

gorgeousanon:

“ENOUGH!”

it looks like he just popped out of a pokeball omg

Or out of one of those giant birthday cakes.
Like everyone is stood around at the party and the cake gets wheeled in and everyone starts singing.. “Happy Birthday to y-“*crash*“ENOUGH!!”“…”“…”
“…Are you the stripper?”
“…I am a God you dull creature.”
*casually brushes cake frosting off cape*


This caption. I can’t. I need this because reasons.

Your wish… My two hours down the drain. 




OMFG it got better

is that Singing in The Rain?

Damn straight it is.  But now it’s Asgardians Popping Out of a Cake in the Rain.

oracleanne:

twirlyeleven:

lotrlockedwhovian:

mcmandie:

lokisfairmaiden:

myasgardianprince:

whispers-between-worlds:

daleksanddetectives:

gorgeousanon:

“ENOUGH!”

it looks like he just popped out of a pokeball omg

Or out of one of those giant birthday cakes.

Like everyone is stood around at the party and the cake gets wheeled in and everyone starts singing..
“Happy Birthday to y-“
*crash*
“ENOUGH!!”
“…”
“…”

“…Are you the stripper?”

“…I am a God you dull creature.”

*casually brushes cake frosting off cape*

This caption. I can’t. I need this because reasons.

Your wish… My two hours down the drain. 

OMFG it got better

is that Singing in The Rain?

Damn straight it is.  But now it’s Asgardians Popping Out of a Cake in the Rain.

elpasha71:

 Ferdinand du Puigaudeau French Impressionist 

elpasha71:

 Ferdinand du Puigaudeau French Impressionist 

For that anon I guess

For that anon I guess

Do you have any old (or preferably new) nudes on your phone or something that you'd be willing to post? Your body looked fantastic in that last ass pic, and it would be amazing to see more of your body.

@Anonymous

Not really…I’ll see what I can do

deenstoya:

@jamesdeen @stoya “Unsexpected”

A selfie because why not

A selfie because why not

spacetea:

pheromonerain:

Just wait for it.

fuck

couple-of-dumbasses:

coldsoymilk:

the last one tho

you sir are fucking amazing

comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

Perhaps the best text I’ve ever received

Perhaps the best text I’ve ever received

toyota:

sext: ignore my acne

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

letmelarryyou:

Finishing off your man like

image