your typical wednesday...

your typical wednesday...

Hi. I'm Susanna, I'm 19, and I like things like Renaissance music, old sitcoms, and yoga.

Life goals: Teach elementary school music; become a hot mom, eventually.

(If anyone's curious, my background is Maurice Prendergast's "Fantasy.")

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simonjadis:

diabolicaldorothy:

bobs burgers is an example of how fucking funny things can be when yoU ACTUALLY UTALISE YOUR FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR COMEDY INSTEAD OF HAVING THEM STAND THERE ROLLING THEIR EYES

DO YOU SEE

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cumnbi:

This could take some time….let’s!!!

;)

lawrenceleemagnuson:

Van Gogh Bridge across the Seine at Asnières (1887)oil on canvas 53.34 x 73.cm

lawrenceleemagnuson:

Van Gogh
Bridge across the Seine at Asnières (1887)
oil on canvas 53.34 x 73.cm

wrywlf:

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

illkim:

Just dropped my new single. It’s me. I’m single.

reblog if there is someone you would like to be giving oral sex to right now.

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

goddess-of-moss:

editing oldies cause tis almost fall and i miss that dress!

goddess-of-moss:

editing oldies cause tis almost fall and i miss that dress!

“25 things i wish i realized while i was still in highschool”

  1. That zit on your cheek literally does not matter
  2. Skipping class one time will not ruin your entire life
  3. The boy you’re trying so hard to impress will mean nothing to you in a year
  4. Bring coffee to school and ignore people who make fun of it
  5. Bring a snack, too. Don’t care if people hear you eating in class.
  6. Being popular isn’t and will never be something that seriously defines who you are
  7. Appreciate your teachers
  8. Doing/not doing drugs doesn’t make you cooler than anyone else.
  9. Neither does drinking
  10. Talk to the kid sitting alone; even though it may not change your life it could drastically change theirs
  11. Participate in school events
  12. Wear sweatpants everyday
  13. Or wear a dress everyday
  14. Wear whatever makes you comfortable
  15. Nobody will laugh at you if you sit alone at your lunch table for five minutes
  16. Utilize the library
  17. Don’t wait 20 minutes to text someone back just to seem cool
  18. Tell your friends how much you love them
  19. Cherish your free textbooks… seriously
  20. Help confused freshmen, be nice to them. Remember how much you would have appreciated it a couple years ago
  21. Compliment the other girls in the bathroom
  22. That fight you had with your mom really isn’t that big of a deal
  23. It’s okay to cry
  24. Don’t let your desire for a romantic relationship stop you from forming platonic relationships
  25. Remember that life does go on

(via tomlinbooties)

awakeningapril:

All of creation is conspiring to shower us with blessings.  Life is crazily in love with us — brazenly and innocently in love with us.  The universe gives us exactly what we need, exactly when we need it.  The winds and the tides are on our side, forever and ever, amen.  The fire and rain are scheming to steal our impossible pain.  The sun and the moon and the stars remember our real names and our ancestors pray for us while we’re dreaming.  We have guardian angels and thousands of teachers, provocateurs with designs to unleash us, helpers and saviors we can’t even imagine, brothers and sisters who want us to blossom.  Thanks to them from whom the blissful blessings flow…
…WE ARE WAKING UP!

awakeningapril:

All of creation is conspiring to shower us with blessings.  Life is crazily in love with us — brazenly and innocently in love with us.  The universe gives us exactly what we need, exactly when we need it.  The winds and the tides are on our side, forever and ever, amen.  The fire and rain are scheming to steal our impossible pain.  The sun and the moon and the stars remember our real names and our ancestors pray for us while we’re dreaming.  We have guardian angels and thousands of teachers, provocateurs with designs to unleash us, helpers and saviors we can’t even imagine, brothers and sisters who want us to blossom.  Thanks to them from whom the blissful blessings flow…

WE ARE WAKING UP!